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don't say I didn't share good news, heeee..
I hereby introduce a good stock for you guys listed in Hong Kong, Alibaba !!!!!! from high HKD 42 now to HKD 4 ++ only... shiok... waiting to go in .......... huat ar !
yoh, paranoia? no antidote ones. ha ha.
Infinite money is available to a mind that is ready, willing, able, qualified and gives itself permission to earn and accept it.
Mark Victor Hansen
hahaha !
Paranoid ?
paranoid = exhibiting or characterized by extreme and irrational fear or distrust of others
hahaha !
: )
I hear many horror stories of food in China - painted vegetables and fruit to make them look nicer, meat placed on the road etc...
Yikes...
to live longer, just temp avoid food stuff made in C.
Lunar yr coming, avoid seasoned meat loh.
hahaha !
AKF ... hope u are right ! ..... that means from now on before buying chocolates have to monitor GAR, commodities etc ..... how simple can life be ...hahaha !
yah, the occasional chocolate bar at the petrol station bought on impulse ... hahaha !
with all these tainted milk from china stories .. quite scary to buy any tidbits .. buscuits, chocolates, milk drinks etc are now bougth very caustiously ...safest for the moment I would say are the peanuts ... Farmer and 'Thumbs Up' peanuts ... hahaha !
maybe they have jacked up the prices to compensate for the loss in business ...is this right ?.. what about the profits thay had racked in during the good times ?
Med, you like choco?
ha ha commodity price down, ie GAR etc. Sugar also down leh, choco price should drop as well, yah.
Van Houten bar Chocolate
2 years ago : crude Oil per barrel USD 20 ---- chocolate bar SD 1.10
jan 2008 : crude oil per barrel USD180 ---- chocolate bar SD 1.40
oct 2008 : crude oil per barrel USD 70 ---- chocolate bar SD 1.85 !
the above are/were prices at petrol stations .
does this make any sense ... what's the logic .... is this a sample of things to come ..?
what does the guys at Wall Street and Main Street have to say about this ..will they compensate our chocolate bars ?
2 years ago : crude Oil per barrel USD 20 ---- chocolate bar SD 1.10
jan 2008 : crude oil per barrel USD180 ---- chocolate bar SD 1.40
oct 2008 : crude oil per barrel USD 70 ---- chocolate bar SD 1.85 !
the above are/were prices at petrol stations .
does this make any sense ... what's the logic .... is this a sample of things to come ..?
what does the guys at Wall Street and Main Street have to say about this ..will they compensate our chocolate bars ?
ha ha, ah peh n ah soh also know buying in dip.
they excited and said that tua loak liao, phe ah phe ah, ae sai bueh lai siew liao. I grin at them, just can't say n explain anything.
Just follow the trend... the trend (market trend) is the only reality...
Face reality and effortless change will take place -- Zen
U want shiok & lobang? Google it..Yahoo it....etc.
Farm, got lobang? Get one on women version, must be very shiok as well. ha ha.
AK, this one originate from ROC?
sorry, my apology, no hv at this moment. if I hv it I will post it to all. cheers.
des_khor ( Date: 13-Oct-2008 10:37) Posted:
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Do u have woman version ??
Ah yoh missed the TECH SHORT on both SGX n SPC. Liao choau. Fingers slow on SGX.
Can't do much now. Share some fun with u all. Cheers.
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立.......
(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you dlescribe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bull-fight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause !)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton's car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西 亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就 變形)。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.
Question: How can you ;say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立.......
(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you dlescribe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bull-fight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause !)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton's car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西 亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就 變形)。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.
Question: How can you ;say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms ROC, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：台灣 小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
問：台灣 小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
台灣小姐：台灣的男性器官像劉兆玄。
問：為什麼呢？
台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。
(鼓掌、鼓 掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌)
(鼓掌、鼓 掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌)
I will both hands up for property investment.. That's what I am thinking too... $150K after 5 years is not that spectacular especially when you are vested in year 2003..
talking about stocks, I am confident, clsoing your eyes, and simply choose any stocks, can give you more than 100% gain in 3-5 years time.. ha ha.. semb marine, starhub, parkway, capitaland, and even centillion !!
Livermore ( Date: 12-Oct-2008 16:57) Posted:
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I am not against property investment. I think it is ok. But a profit gain of $150k after 5 years is not bad but it is not that spectacular. I can say quite confidently when market recovers and if you have capital and use margin, you will be amazed at the returns if you choose the right stock
jackjames ( Date: 12-Oct-2008 12:24) Posted:
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